I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I have so many feelings about this burrito
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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