i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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