remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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