Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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