You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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