He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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