Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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