I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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