my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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