i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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