And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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