Soap is not a condiment
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Cover your peen. We're going out.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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