Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Are my feet made of real feet?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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