Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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