Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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