we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
