this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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