He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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