I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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