The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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