let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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