So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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