is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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