Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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