my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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