hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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