i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Randomize
