you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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