Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
be right there i have to get my cape
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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