Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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