we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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