i was born a porn star she said
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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