Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
