I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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