Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
