i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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