Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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