yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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