Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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