Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
if i died would you start the facebook group?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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