We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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