Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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