Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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