Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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