If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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