dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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