we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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