So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I take back everything I said about communal showers
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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