Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
