The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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