I am puke
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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