Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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