Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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