Whod you bang
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Randomize
