hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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