Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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