As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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