he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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